imagination is only intelligence having fun

I had hoped to get Wild at Heart finished and uploaded tonight but I'm super tired and still have a fair bit to go, so I will finish it tomorrow instead

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:27:51 +1000

Good night all!

"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:25:56 +1000

eelster:

sodamnrelatable:

oh my gosh

BEST JOKE.

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

😂😂😂😂😂

SERIOUSLY so many beethoven jokes on my dash recently

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:22:08 +1000

a-sexy-cat: vvebkinz: sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:54 +1000

a-sexy-cat:

vvebkinz:

sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

I’m so sleepy of your shit

neopiacentral: telling people they’re not allowed to be sad about something just because “worse...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:25:41 +1000

neopiacentral:

telling people they’re not allowed to be sad about something just because “worse things have happened” is so disgusting stop

kgrahamfan: Kat at Bite Me I’m Famous Convention in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:19 +1000

kgrahamfan:

Kat at Bite Me I’m Famous Convention in Paris [70pics]

elenasdecision: katherinesfire: Rebekah Mikaelson + Hairporn

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:21:29 +1000

elenasdecision:

katherinesfire:

Rebekah Mikaelson + Hairporn

sparrowheart527: (X)

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:20:02 +1000

sparrowheart527:

(X)

Galen Vaughn —- The Vampire Diaries 4x23 “Graduation.”

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:11 +1000

Galen Vaughn —- The Vampire Diaries 4x23 “Graduation.”

Is chapter 3 too soon for an impulse make out session?

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:17:11 +1000

For Wild at Heart

It’s not gonna be a very long story so I just figure why the hell not? Plus with what I’m doing with them and the song I’m listening to it’s hard not to write one in

(Control by Garbage…serious hardcore make out song perfect for Bonnie/Vaughn)

And don’t think of this as a spoiler but more of a sneak preview! lol

It’s time. Welcome to THUNDERDOME.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:12:16 +1000

It’s time. Welcome to THUNDERDOME.

davinasdiary: B*te Me I’m Famous / Paris More pictures here and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:59 +1000

davinasdiary:

B*te Me I’m Famous / Paris

More pictures here and here !

undesired-pageblood: emotionalfossil: bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:57 +1000

undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

ipodchick: graywing: vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:45 +1000

ipodchick:

graywing:

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

What makes me uncomfortable is that he probably ate pussy. Imagine that.

Not with that mouth; any chick would take one look at that one tooth of his, say “No thank you,” pull up her bloomers, and leave.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:55:58 +1000

anniethedirewolf: captain wolf week | day 1 screencap meme:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:55:32 +1000

anniethedirewolf:

captain wolf week | day 1

screencap meme: faceless

setting realistic goals for my future

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:55:11 +1000

setting realistic goals for my future

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:54:45 +1000

Silas proposes to Stefan after that Stefan goes to Klaus but...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:54:29 +1000

Silas proposes to Stefan after that Stefan goes to Klaus but Klaus refuses to give his blessings.

That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it's secretly true and you're like

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:54:21 +1000

sodamnrelatable: